Nasrudin was walking along a lonely road one moonlit night when he heard a snore seemingly directly beneath his feet. Suddenly he experienced fear and was about to flee...

An award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in Denver, Colorado, for being smart and funny and making her point when confronted with an angry passenger. During...

1. Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other. 2. Love affairs : Something like cricket where one-day internationals are...

If money does'nt grow on trees then why do banks have branches? Why does a round pizza comes in a square box? Why does'nt stick to its bottle? Why do you still...

IN PRISON you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell. AT WORK you spend most of your time in a 6X8 cubicle. IN PRISON you get three meals a day (free). AT...

A man and a woman walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier. "Show the lady your finest mink!" the fellow exclaims. So the owner of the shop goes...

A small company was on the edge of bankruptcy. The owner summoned his two-man sales force into his office. "Things aren't going too well, guys," he announced grimly. "So...

50 Ways To Confuse Your Roommate 1. Smoke jimson weed. Do whatever comes naturally. 2. Switch the sheets on your beds while s/he is at class. 3. Twitch a lot. 4. Pretend to...

Twas the night before finals, And all through the college, The students were praying For last minute knowledge. Most were quite sleepy, But none touched their beds, While visions of essays Danced in their heads. Out in...

In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly started massaging the back of the person in front of him. Surprised, the man in...

One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem, my husband keeps falling asleep during...

Q. What's the difference between an aerobics instructor and a well mannered professional torturer? A. The torturer would apologize first. Q. Why did the aerobics instructor cross the road? A. Someone on...